Husband: Today
is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!
A baby fish asked her mother:- Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for
SELFISH.
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean -
With
Idiot
For
Ever.
I am a killer..,I kill people for money...... But because
you are my friend, So I'll kill you for nothing!!
A
mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
