A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
A baby fish asked her mother:- Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
I am a killer..,I kill people for money...... But because you are my friend, So I'll kill you for nothing!!
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.
Eyes: To look at you
Hands: To pray for you
Mind: To care for u
Heart: To love you and
Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
