See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

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Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women?
A: magnets have a positive side

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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.

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Why is golf called a wrong game? Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.