What’s the similarity between a dianasour and a sharif girl?
Dono ab is duniya mein nahi paya jate..
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
submited by : Mathew VAD(Latest SMS)
A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
submited by : wali(Latest SMS)
Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B’coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
LADKA LADKI 2NO LAFANGE, 1 PLANG PE 2NO NANGE, LADKI LAGI THAND LADKE NE NIKALA LAND, LADKI NE TANGE KHOLI, MERI JANIB SE AAP SABI KO ** HAPPY HOLI**
submited by : RAJ(Latest SMS)
LADKA LADKI 2NO LAFANGE, 1 PLANG PE 2NO NANGE, LADKI LAGI THAND LADKE NE NIKALA LAND, LADKI NE TANGE KHOLI, MERI JANIB SE AAP SABI KO ** HAPPY HOLI**
submited by : 03222120780(Latest SMS)
Dictionary is the only place where
DEATH comes before LIFE,
SUCESS before WORK and
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,
but the best part is FRIEND comes before LOVER..
submited by : surjit(Latest SMS)
Yaad Karne se Nahi Jatane Se Aati Hai...Ruth Jane se nahi Manane se aati hai..Aap bhale hi yaad na karo..Lekin har yaad ek aas ki tarah simat jati hai...
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
takHar karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
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submited by : payal(Latest SMS)
i lov u itna, u lov me jitna, i lov u tabtak, u lov me jabtak, u lov me jane kb tak, but i lov u marte dum tak.
submited by : iman khan(sweetest_bchi@hotmail.com)(Latest SMS)
tumhari yaad me khoye the itna sanam ki bigar padhe tumhari tasveer ko dekh ke exam dene chale gaye ,
par hum fail ho gaye,
tumhari yaad me khoye the itna sanam ki tumhari tasveer dekh kar result lene chale gaye,
par phir bhi hum fail ho gaye
submited by : chetan jain(Latest SMS)
soldier soldier.. pressure cooker khol kar sabzi meri uda le gaya..........
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
Galiloeo:- Great Mind,
Einstein:- Genius Mind,
Newton:- Extraordinary Mind
Me:- MasterMind,
YOU:- Never Mind!
submited by : jadoo(Latest SMS)
Boys Calender ,Jan-Rose,Feb-Propose...,Mar-Gift..........,April-Lift.,May-Chating.....,Jun-Dating.,July-Miss u.......,Aug-Love u..........,Sep-Anger.,Oct-Danger.......,Nov-Left.........,Dec-Next.
submited by : Prativa(Latest SMS)
Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
submited by : 09309828371(Latest SMS)
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
ave u done 2 most imp things in the morning ?
1.PRAY: So that u may live !
2.TAKE BATH:So that others may live !
GOOD MORNING
submited by : Siddartha 9866161602(Latest SMS)
baithe the nadiya kinare k laher kab lehrayege, are jub nadi hi sukh jaygi to laher ma chudaigi................ By K.K.
submited by : kk(Latest SMS)
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho! khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah,
Mohabbat aapki hai to Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah!
submited by : ALKESH KADAM(Latest SMS)
u’re lik a star wch is 4a 4m da eyes bt near 2 heart.
u’re lik a dream wch is ureal imaginason,bt treat s real 2 me...
den wt 2 sy 2 u???
not mor dan an angel com 4m heaven 2 me...
submited by : bhulap (dabulls)(Latest SMS)
Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
submited by : Pankaj(Latest SMS)
Dil ki mante ho kabhi mede ki bhi mann liya karo tumare ghar main kya paka hai kabhi ye bhi jann liya karo
submited by : Naeem(Latest SMS)
EVRY LEAF U SEE FALLING IS A KISS FROM,BABE U R SO KISABLE AND CUDDLY,LOVABLE,SWEET,INSPIRE AND U IMPRES ME EVERY MINUTES I SEE U DATS WY I LUV U.
submited by : LOISE(Latest SMS)
HONEY OUR LIFE WITH U IS A BOOK EACH DAY IS A NEW PAGE MAY OUR BOOK BE A BEST SELLER WITH ADVENTURE TO LEARN AND TAKES OF GOOD TO REMEMBER.CAN WE MAKE A GOOD START WITH HOP,TRUST AND FAITH AMONG US.ITS TRUE THAT U LOVED ME OR NOT?
submited by : Annonymous(Latest SMS)
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
submited by : 9330014441(Latest SMS)