Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai shreek
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta
hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon
kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari.
Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Tere dvar par sanam,
hazar baar aayenge,?
Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,!
ganti bajayenke aur.....,
bhaag jayenke....ha ha ha.
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura
lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,
to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi
bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....
