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Can i spell s_ccess widout U?
Or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?
ican't
even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U
looks like i
jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U?
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other
of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge
called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest
first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack
of evidence.
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
There is always a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near
schools.
But not near girl’s college.
WHY IS IT SO?
Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar, color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but.... girl's father must
have his own bar...CHEERS
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
