One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you
are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies
on behalf of the whole world.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want
to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul
mate, with larger breasts.
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
